About The Guru:
People are always asking The Guru questions:
-The Guru - how come you know so much?
-The Guru - that was really funny - are you sure you didn't steal
that joke from Will and Grace?
-The Guru - we've known each other for a while - can I just call
you "The"
Here are the answers.
-The Guru has a crappy day job that doesn't pay very much. To console
herself, she spends 90% of her time at work surfing the 'net, absorbing
knowledge for her own satisfaction and the good of mankind.
-The Guru is much smarter than that. She steals her jokes from obscure
sources who are unlikely to sue, such as standup comics, and Oscar
Wilde.
-Not if you want an answer. The Guru is a title, just like "Your
Royal Highness". In England, people used to be beheaded for
failing to address the king/queen as Your Royal Highness. The Guru
is much more compassionate. She will simply ignore you.
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